when i was seven gandalf told me i was a witch and sent me off to hogwarts, with a year abroad at charles xavier's school for the gifted and a summer with starfleet academy. i met jgl in a dream, married him in reality, and occasionally meet up with elijah wood, dave franco and chris pine just to stare. i share a closet with emma watson, confide in emma stone and chill with zoe saldana and ellen page. i have a pet sting ray. he doesn't bite.
My Spirit Animal
“I just don’t know why he likes me. I mean he’s way smarter and we have like less than nothing in common. And he’s just going to get bored with me because pretty much all boys do. And everybody knows we’re dating and everyone will know when he breaks up with me. Which he will. I mean, dumped by Seth Cohen? Real good for my reputation.”
PETER PAN AU. He’s always kept his distance from the mermaids and their lagoon. However, when he hears that Neverland’s sea-dwellers have stolen a girl from her home and “turned” her, Peter stops by for a visit and manages to catch a glimpse of the victim.